*pokepoke GROPE*
“Ow!”
*grope grope*
“Ow! No, god ow, I’m bruised there too.”
*grope, poke*
“Ow, god, no, to the left, everything else is scraped…”
*grope*
“Ow, fuck!”
“WELL GOD DAMMIT INDY WHERE DOESN’T IT HURT??”
*
“Will you make me a protein shake?”
“Yes.”
“With marshmallows?”
Kel Bachus 
Your reasons can still fit inside a 32 bit integer :-). (Not that this is terribly useful information but that’s what I was thinking about, how to store 5 million reasons…)
LOLOLOLOL
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This is adorable. ❤